skluug:

karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

gayestcowboy:

genuinely one of the best lines in disco elysium. i think about it a lot. timeless classic

puppygirl-hornyposting:

a3poify:

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

cryptotheism:

ndiecity:

I don’t know if it’s just me but putting a tilde after any text makes me read it in a flirty seductive voice. There’s a hull breach on level seven and our oxygen levels are critical~

The subject escaped containment~

snaxle:

benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

chandelyer:

Angels at Blumarine ss24

maxknightley:

gurn:

uh ohhh you smoked the point and click weed! time for an adventure

(standing stock still in the kitchen)

I can’t use those things together.

I don’t know what to make with those.

Not a bad idea, but I would need nutella for that.

I can’t use those things together.

It’s probably for the best if I don’t use the stove right now.

(I am silent, still motionless, for three minutes straight)

It’s easy to find snacks at the store… but first I need to find my sweatpants without a bunch of holes in them.